GIANT CANTALOUPES ARE DESTROYING MY HOME AND EATING MY TREES! HELP!?

THE GIANT CANTALOUPES ARE RIPPING MY TREES OUT AND OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE ALMOST AT THE MAIL BOX! I NEED THE MAILBOX!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! THEY'RE TRYING TO RETRIEVE THEY'RE BABY ANTELOPE ! BUT IT'S NEXT DOOR! WHAT DO I DO!?